Strawberry Whore-Cake

I've realized I don't really care what went on on Saturday night. I'm really kind of over it. It wasn't a big deal. Plus, my stupid overreacting earned me a year plan from Otto: to have me high, drunk, and get my virginity lost (not by him, as he said, and as I would prefer). So basically I am going to be living this down for a long while. I need to lighten up!

Strawberry Whore-Cake is the name I gave a picture of Strawberry Shortcake in this dollar coloring book I got at Target. She's in a short little prom dress with her hair up and she's LOST A SHOE! And she says "Oops!" with her hand up by her mouth. I can't really describe it, but it is whorish. So I colored it like so. She's very slutty, that little trollop! I bet Huckleberry Pirate would do her in a heartbeat. You can tell she puts out.

Anyway, life's been going. I have a killer mega sore throat and I actually took a nap today. My mom doesn't want me to go to school tomorrow, but I kind of do, if only because I'm starting to look forward to physics cause of the silly stuff that goes on in my front right-hand corner. I was a bit annoyed at first, but I'm starting to find Otto's stupid sexual comments really funny. I still don't want to have sex with him (inside joke alert), but I'm dealing with the classtime.

I got to talk to Eli today! I feel weird being so excited but I'm just kind of sick of all the people I've been hanging out with lately, all the Asterisk people. I mean, they're still my good friends, but I want to hang out with someone who isn't part of all the drama. Plus, I never see him anymore unless it's by chance in the hallways. We've been texting a bunch (and I mean A BUNCH....like forty texts apiece yesterday, maybe. kind of a lot.) but he's so positive and fun and laid-back. Not like most of my friends who get too hung up over everything and are nosy and starting to get annoying (not you, Sarah! if you ever read this!).